Chuck Norris: Bring on the Pain! in game trailer
Chuck Norris Bring on the Pain is coming to iPhone and iTouch in the near future. Did you hear me? I Said Chuck Norris is coming to the iPhone! Don’t act surprised this is Chuck Norris the baddest man ever. In fact he’s so bad-ass I’ve compiled a list of feats Chuck Norris can do that no one else can for those of you who don’t believe!
- Did you know Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip?
- Did you know Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song?
- Did you know When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris?
- Did you know Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding?
- Did you know There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist?
Ok still not believing me than take a look at these games where Chuck Norris inserted himself and Kicked the living crap out of everyone!
- Chuck Enters Oblivion and Takes Control: link
- Chuck Show Mario how it’s done in Super Chuck Norris Brothers: link
- Chuck Visits Fallout 3 and Shows them who’s the man: link
I could go on and on about how bad-ass Chuck is but the fact of the matter is Im here to promote his first appearance on the iPhone and iTouch Devices in Gameloft’s upcoming game entitled Chuck Norris: Bring on the Pain!
The following gameplay video invokes visions of titles like Contra, Metal Slug, and Double Dragon. All of course were bad-ass titles in their own right but this is Chuck were talking about here, and the games already going to be stellar or Gameloft will have to answer to Chuck, and no one wants to answer to him. in Fact were so confident in this being the best game EVER we have already given it our Editors choice 5 star award just from the trailer alone!
Some notable features of the game seem to include the ability to import your face from the iPhone onto the characters in the game as well as heavy use of accelerometer based controls along with analog and button gameplay modes as well. The Game also seems to allow some kind of level up features for chucks powers which should go to help improve the replay value.
Enough of the babble lets just show you the video and let you feast your eyes on perfection! Chuck Norris is his name! He’s coming to the iPhone and you WILL BUY IT or Chuck will find you…………Im Serious he will find you.
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Contra and Double Dragon….ahhh, probably 2 of my favourite games of all time.
Contra on the Nintendo with the cheat for 30 men, (up down up down left right left right A B…or something close to that), and Double Dragon in the arcades took enough of my money!!! Those were the days. Yes kids, I said arcade. A place people went to play videogames before this whole online thing came about but I digress.
Could not help but smile watching that preview video, as memories of those 2 games came back in full force.
Will definitely be keeping an eye on this one!
aah chuck norris…there is no equal. it’s about time we got some bad-ass kicking fighting games on these handheld devices. hopefully the game developers don’t put ol chuck to shame by making the game suck.
You do realize you just spoke blasphemy. No way in hell Gameloft makes a crappy Chuck Norris game the penalty would be far to painful.